Birkenhead beauty takes more than second prize!
Guilty
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Second bizarre story of the week is again, testicle related (what is it with testicles this week? Are they on special offer?) This time, the gripping tale involves a native of Birkenhead, who after tearing off her ex-lovers left testicle, popped it into her mouth to hide it (or was it to keep it warm?).
A couple of questions now occur to me. Why choose the left, what made it more appealing that the right testicle? (Being a Libran, I like balance in life). And, what was his friend doing there? Was he there as an impartial adjudicator to award points for style? Or perhaps he was just the ball boy.
Answers on a postcard, or the back of a stuck down envelope, to the usual address.
