What's it all about, Bloggie?

Today I am mostly listening to: Pink – Leave Me Alone (I’m lonely) (Not long now, gotta listen to her to make sure I know all the words ;-) )

A thought occurred to me the other day; is having phone sex with some one other than your beloved classed as cheating? Not that I’ve done it of course. *Some one* I know had phone sex with a chick, who said she was happy to do it as long as her girlfriend didn’t find out.

Today I am mostly listening to: Lily Allen – LDN (I still really wish I’d seen her at The Big Chill…).

I’m happy to report that things with The Mrs seem to be back on track. The visit last weekend has restored my faith in the relationship & I feel we’re pretty much back to where we were. Not only did we get on really well, but the sex was also great! (Too much information? I don't think so).

I’d pretty much decided that if we spent all our time bickering then I was going to call it a day, and my beloved two hour drives would be no more. I didn’t say anything to The Mrs; there didn’t seem any point in putting extra pressure on the visit. I just wanted to see how things went, and things went well!

Perhaps I do worry too much, but this is my first relationship with a woman, so I think I’m allowed to worry a little bit. The Mrs reckons I haven’t been in a normal relationship because she says every one argues. Well, I know couples argue, and I have been in relationships where I’ve argued (that doesn’t mean I have to like it though), but just not every time I saw my beloved. So you have to understand why I thought things may be just slightly doomed.

The Mrs also says that we haven’t even argued properly yet, so I dread to think what that will be like!


Anyway, in other news I finally managed to get myself some new glasses (not that you knew I needed some). Last week I paid a visit to my local Tesco Extra & visited their busy little opticians (Every Little Helps, apparently). Not only did I get a thorough eye test, but I also managed to get myself some fancy FCUK & Police glasses. Buy one pair over £79, get the second pair free. So I made the most of it and bought one pair for £119 & got the £99 ones for free. Bargain or what?

1. The Friend Who’s Not a Friend, But Is A Friend Again bought me a box of broken biscuits today! What joy! What pleasure! Honestly, who would have thought that a cardboard box full of damaged Jammy Dodger’s, chocolate fingers & other such delights could bring so much joy?! I’m not being sarcastic either.


Well, you can't have a biscuit without a cup of tea. Earl Gray if you please.

2. Kath and Kim are back! Yeah baby, they’re back on BBC 2! OK, I’m a bit late with this groundbreaking announcement, but it’s made me happy. I don’t know if I’m just getting used to their humour, but the little jokes seem to be a bit more telegraphed this time. Anyway, no worries, pass me the Dippity-Bix ya hornbag

OK, so I only made it to 2, but I think I may be struggling with the blog at the moment. Things are not all great in the garden of lesbian love at the moment, and I don’t quite know how to express my thoughts clearly & concisely, and perhaps this is why I’ve started off in a really bland & rambling way!

The last few times I’ve seen Truly Lovely G (or The Mrs if you prefer) things haven’t been great. We’ve argued & we’ve bickered. And I just don’t like it. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

TLG reassures me that it is only natural that we bicker & argue, but for some one that never argued in their last relationship (yes, that’s correct, no arguments for the 6 & half years I was with He Who Must Not Be Named), it all comes as a bit of a shock.

Perhaps I’m just overreacting & reading more into it than there is. And because she is my first woman, I’m over-analysing things. And now I feel I’ve said too much, yet not said enough either… Oh, I’m so confused!

Anyway, gotta go, Kath & Kim are on in 5. Ya hornbag.