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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 

There's definitely something missing around here...


Shocked
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Time for another bizarre story, and again it concerns the favourite topic of the moment. No, not the snowy weather (or lack of it in my case), but a missing penis! (See earlier post's: Birkenhead beauty takes more than second prize & Prize for bizarre story of the week)

It seems that once again, a member of the fairer sex has taken a liking to her other half's best friend. Reading between the lines, you have to presume that she couldn't face the taste of it again, and decided the only way to stop "it" once and for all was to flush it down the toilet. At least she had the heart to take him to the hospital, and being a conscientious woman, even tidied up after herself! Now, that's dedication!