Don't do it
*Today I am mostly listening to: Mika – Love Today*
No, really. Don't. Just don't even bother watching Nacho Libre. It was shocking. Absolutely awful. I watched it on DVD last night & really wish I hadn't bothered. How will I ever regain the hour and a half I wasted on it?
You know, Jack Black can be quite funny on occasion & I actually thought this might be one of those occasions, but I was completely wrong. It was so not funny. I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than go through the pain of ever having to watch a single second of that pile of poo again.
And you're probably wondering why I'm bothering to blog about it if it was that bad. Well, call this a public service announcement. I think every one should know that it was truly awful & you really shouldn't bother wasting any money or time on it. So there you go. Listen to me. I know stuff.
In other film news, I seem to have gone a bit “lesbian-film” mad. I decided I need to increase my lesbian awareness (I only just found out Martina Navratilova was gay... joke), so what better way than watching a few films lesbian-orientated films? To date, the list consists of:
- Aimee & Jaguar (Set during the Second World War. Apparently two young women form a “deep & intense relationship” - Oh, I wonder what that could possibly mean?)
- Gia (Apparently all lesbians have to watch this film. It's part of your sorority pledge so I'm told. And it's got Angelina in it which always helps)
- But I'm A Cheerleader (A comedy of sexual discovery. And it includes an actress called Mink Stole... Don't know who she is, but she sounds remotely like a porn star)
- So Close (Not sure if it's really classed as a lesbian film, but apparently it's got lots of women fighting & there's nothing I like more than a bit of well-choreographed martial arts)
- If These Walls Could Talk (See Gia, but no Angelina)
- If These Walls Could Talk 2 (See Gia, still no Angelina)
The only thing I've struggled with is lesbian porn. Apparently there's no really good, really convincing films made by lesbians for lesbians. So if you want to prove me wrong, send in your suggestions & I'm sure I'll find some time to watch them *wink, wink*. I'm always open to suggestions you know.
No, really. Don't. Just don't even bother watching Nacho Libre. It was shocking. Absolutely awful. I watched it on DVD last night & really wish I hadn't bothered. How will I ever regain the hour and a half I wasted on it?
You know, Jack Black can be quite funny on occasion & I actually thought this might be one of those occasions, but I was completely wrong. It was so not funny. I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than go through the pain of ever having to watch a single second of that pile of poo again.
And you're probably wondering why I'm bothering to blog about it if it was that bad. Well, call this a public service announcement. I think every one should know that it was truly awful & you really shouldn't bother wasting any money or time on it. So there you go. Listen to me. I know stuff.
In other film news, I seem to have gone a bit “lesbian-film” mad. I decided I need to increase my lesbian awareness (I only just found out Martina Navratilova was gay... joke), so what better way than watching a few films lesbian-orientated films? To date, the list consists of:
- Aimee & Jaguar (Set during the Second World War. Apparently two young women form a “deep & intense relationship” - Oh, I wonder what that could possibly mean?)
- Gia (Apparently all lesbians have to watch this film. It's part of your sorority pledge so I'm told. And it's got Angelina in it which always helps)
- But I'm A Cheerleader (A comedy of sexual discovery. And it includes an actress called Mink Stole... Don't know who she is, but she sounds remotely like a porn star)
- So Close (Not sure if it's really classed as a lesbian film, but apparently it's got lots of women fighting & there's nothing I like more than a bit of well-choreographed martial arts)
- If These Walls Could Talk (See Gia, but no Angelina)
- If These Walls Could Talk 2 (See Gia, still no Angelina)
The only thing I've struggled with is lesbian porn. Apparently there's no really good, really convincing films made by lesbians for lesbians. So if you want to prove me wrong, send in your suggestions & I'm sure I'll find some time to watch them *wink, wink*. I'm always open to suggestions you know.
